After my much-loved circle Ray-Bans got crushed in a friendly embrace on the weekend, I decided the time was right to seek out some sick new shades. After experiencing the relentless dissappointment of Holt Renfrew's overly mainstream sunglass collection, I headed over to Queen west to see what the trendsters had in store for me.
For the first time I visited the luxury eyewear boutique Spectacle. I have to say I somewhat back their enhanced selection of both eye and sunglasses, however I do not back their ridiculous employees, who off-the-bat ambush you while refering to themselves as (and this is no joke) "Facial Specialists." Strike One.
I proceeded to ask if they carried the Dita 'Insider' sunglasses and I was told Dita only makes the 'Insider' frame for eyeglasses - which is a big fat lie. After enlightening this "knowledgeable" "facial specialist" with the fact that I had previously owned a pair of these sunglasses, she then consulted the head "facial specialist" who informed me with an attitude that they could possibly order them for me. Sorry for asking? Strike 2.
Finally, I asked if they carried the brand "Shwood" in store. I was looked at like I was an absolute idiot, as none of the "facial specialists" had ever heard of them. So I did what any proud Stylista Fashionista would do and I told them to look up the damn website...
The retard- I mean "facial stylist" crew was amazed Shwood actually existed without their knowledge, which made them very unhappy. So they decided to try and one-up me by telling me Spectacle wouldn't carry a label with a visible logo anyway - total BS as I'm pretty sure their friend Prada is anything but covert. And as the kicker, they threw in that Shwood didn't even deliver to Canada - which again, they do.
Strike 3 - Spectacle is Out.